Monday, November 16, 2009

10:40 PM: Fullerton 50, UCLA 47

This Game in a Nutshell: Step One - UCLA misses three pointer. Step Two - Fullerton misses layup. Step Three - Repeat. Fullerton was up ten just a minute ago, and still lead right now, but there is no way UCLA loses this game. This may be a down year for them, but they are good enough to beat a team picked seventh in the Big West if that team is playing poorly. That may be the worst compliment of all time.

Best Reason for Optimism: When Jrue (pronounced "Drew") Holliday left early for the NBA draft last year, I worried UCLA would be left without a player with a comically stupid name. However, Stacie has helpfully alerted me to the existence of Jerime Anderson. All is right with the world.

Somehow, UCLA's Best Player Is: (1) a white guy with a faux-hawk (2) named "Reeves" (3) from Modesto.

Most Played Commercial So Far: The Enterprise Rent-a-Car commercial where the couple is going on vacation, the wife shows her husband two negligees, asks "Red? Or black?" and he says, "Both." I am convinced that these two have never had sex, and may not even know what sex is. The whole thing is like children playing grown-up, repeating a bunch of words they don't understand.

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